oh boy, have I got some shit to tell you. forgive me if it takes me a little time to remember everything :)

Obviously, if you've read my last few posts, then you know that yesterday was my orientation. if you paid a very small amount of attention, then you'll know I was a little nervous. this is what happened, in my own words;

I walked into hooters at exactly 1:57, knowing I had to be there at two. Everywhere online it stressed being there early but the last time I showed up early I was left to rot at a back table, so I wasn't taking my chances. Hooters was almost empty again (I've yet to see it really hopping) and I was once again sat at an empty back table by myself. Woopie. Eventually, another younger girl was pointed to my table and she came to sit with me. She seemed a little younger than me but obviously very sweet and we instantly clicked. anyways, it took about another 30 minutes for roots to show up and once she did she took us to the very back (pool tables and concrete remember? This time luckily, no stilettos). Kind of made me wonder why she feels the need to walk us back there. Why not just seat us there? But I digress. we literally spent the next two and a half hours filling out paperwork.

Speaking of which, you're all lucky I heal like wolverine, if my wrists still felt today the way they did yesterday then I surely would not be writing this. And on my phone no less! Yeesh.

After discussing all key points and having some friendly conversation, she told us it was time for the really fun part: uniforms.

Awesome. Whatever. Let's do it.

We were led to a room filled with tubs of clothing and almost instantly my eyes landed on the one labeled small/med. Good lord, please think I have a big ass or something. let there be some minuscule thought that makes you want to give me regular size clothing.
Alas, no such luck. Roots quickly fished out two XS shorts and two XXS shirts.

Let me just make one point before I feel the need to tell you exactly how suffocating that uniform was: it did fit. Despite my worries and self concious habits, yes it fit. Needed some stretching but hell, what doesn't at that size?

That's the end. Afterwards, I went home to the boyfriend, read all the manuals, and fell asleep watching a movie. Maybe day two will be a little less....tight.